Sunday, July 24, 2016

Visitors and mini man

We live far away from our families so I get it, we have a baby and you want to see mini man. Cool. Plan your trip let us know when and then come on out. However here's what you can expect

1. A crying baby.
2. A dirty house
3. A half empty fridge with expired milk
4. A pile of laundry that may or may not be clean
5. Me to be tired.
6. Me to take naps, yes when you are here.
7. Zero fun.

I know the Man and I were so much fun before and like did stuff and maybe even cleaned our house. You know what, now all I want is to nap, maybe go to the bathroom without hearing mini man cry and take a shower long enough to shave both my legs.

So sure come out and visit but don't expect entertainment unless it's in the form of crying a baby and observing me catch up on sleep.

Friday, July 22, 2016

Mini Man is Houdini

First time mom's make mistakes lots of them I get it and I know that I will continue to make them. You know what I did not expect, to come into my child's room at 3:30a to him naked in his crib. NAKED!

Yes it has been hot out but no I put him in a diaper and pajamas and he was swaddled in two blankets at 11 when he went down but next time he cried at 3:35a he was naked.

Seriously Houdini how did that happen? You have hands and feet and you're a wiggle worm but you usually have no control or clue how to use them. So basically the Mini Man is a magician or a freakING wizard because pajamas diapers and swaddled cannot confine him.
#newmomlife #babyescapes #newmomfail



Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Holy Crap I had a blog...

Welll let me start by saying I completely forgot I had this blog and two I guess the man was right seeing as I couldn't manage one post a month. But don't tell him that.

So here are some basic updates on what the blog is now likely to include
1. The man and I went from living in sin to making it legit. Much to the happiness of my grandparents my younger brother can no longer call me the harlots and yell Shame! When I walk in the door.
2. The Man and I Bought a house. It's old and it needed and continues to need lots of work
3. The man and I got a dog. This is Bailey, aka #baileybear bailey was picked out by the Man so someone in the family would love him unconditionally...she does not turns out I am or was her favorite.
4. We made a mini version of the Man. So now there is The Man, Bailey, Mini Man and me. 

Since there have been many changes to life since I've moved out here this is now bound to be more like the mad ramblings of a sleep deprived new mother slash old feeling wife, turning almost 30, but trying to terasure the very last ny 20s has to offer. 

Until next time. -BreMarie